Bio

In 1986 when i was 1 yr old, I explored Northern France as an exchange student. There i found two exciting creatures. Dave and Zak. David was an ex-male stripper and Zak was a clown with a carnaval. Years went by and I forgot about my encounter. Then it happened. I created a one man disco band. After playing many clubs and parties I realized even thou I am not very good looking I was getting hit on by lots of gay men. Well, as fun as that was I like girls, so I decided to change my bands image...look...and music all together. I went back to France where I found Dave and Zak were living in a rooftop villa and promised them both a better life. I said I will give your life meaning, I will teach you a trade...and I did. I promised dave i would teach him Bass guitar and Zak drums, of course first i had top teach them English. Well, they moved into a shed I built behind my parents house and I paoid them in coconut oil, which they really liked for some reason. One day as we practiced our mythical set of songs which we planned to play to people live and load, Zak said...with a French accent, "My friend, you have made us like Hero's for Hire!" Since I didn't do such a great job at teaching Zak English he spelt it uncorrectly, yet to us it looked good so it stuck. Hero's for Hire