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No Fear, No Meanness, No Ego, No Envy. ...incoming message from Bleekman HQ: Dirty Knobby sent by Earth Correspondent Heliogabalus....bulletin no. 0001 Greetings, our social study of the planet Earth has begun....we have infiltrated the minds & bodies of certain members of your race so as to make a detailed & clinical study of your people....this we have been doing over many solar cycles....however stage one of our project has now officially come to a satisfactory conclusion......this entailed mind melding with individuals from a place known only to we bleekman as 'shakeybush'....they are Earthlings no more....now they are bleekman too.... we then ordered those 'scousers' to view the people and situations around them before making a series of reports outlining their findings....this we made them do in song format, just for jolly.... we are happy with the results and are now satisfied that our plan for domination of the solar system will not be hindered....we will however keep these earth bound 'bleekman' in service and preparing new reports for our future plans....these reports we will post on this site for all your world to hear....any foolish or selfish behaviour will come to our attention before long....you have been warned....we bleekman would also like to thank you for the numerous gifts you have sent us in recent times....The Mariner, Phobos & Viking probes have been recovered and gave our children hours of fun as they really like the antique toys....stage two of operation 'bleekman' will now commence..... ....end of transmission.... [color="red"][/color][color="blue"][/color]